Sweet and syrupy there´s nothing quite like chunks of fresh pineapple to take your pizza to a whole new tropical level.

Like anything else was going to take this last spot? I’m iffy on pineapple at the best of times, but the toxic mix of cooked pineapple with tomato sauce, cheese, bread, and (frequently) ham (the weakest of all true pizza meats) turns it into a nightmare from which I fear I may never wake. Hawaiian pizza is the food equivalent of an enthusiastic but incompetent birthday clown: it’s trying so hard and failing so miserably, and also it’s creepy as hell.