This sounds crazy, I know. I know. I thought it was insane the first time I saw it, too. And granted, whole cloves of garlic do have the unfortunate side effect of giving you the superhuman ability to kill plants and small woodland creatures at 20 paces just by opening your mouth. But frankly, fuck the chipmunks, this is worth it. These have no earthly right to be any good as a pizza topping, and yet, here we are.